Somewhere over Massachusetts is a sparrow who apparently doesn't care for '80s rock. Cyndi Lauper was reaching for a high note during her opening number at Saturday's KISS-108-sponsored concert in Mansfield, Mass., when from the sky came a white glob of bird poop.

The fecal critique landed in her open mouth.

Showing more aplomb than Tippi Hedren ever displayed in "The Birds," the Brooklyn-born rocker wiped her tongue on her sleeve and kept on rockin'.
The 50-year-old singer did kvetch backstage that a bird once plopped on her head while she was on stage. "My grandmother says it's good luck, but I think it's disgusting," she moaned.

Maybe birds just want to have fun.

Cindy's airborne critique (NY Daily News)

"Das Herz aus Paprika schlägt nicht mehr."

(Der Bürgermeister von Baden heute beim Begräbnis der "UFA-Legende" Marika Röck).

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für Franz Ferdinand, heute abend in der Arena, abzugeben. 18 Öre das Stück.